Build Your Own FreeBSD-powered Motorcycle 188
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So... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:2)
Sort of, but whereas BSD is very secure, you'd have to be in a full leather body suit with no holes except the zipper mouth (like The Gimp from Pulp Fiction).
Hey, could someone link a Fahrenheit 9/11 .torrent? Thanks.
Re:So... (Score:2)
Michael? Michael Moore, is that you?
Re:So... (Score:2)
Actualy your comment was just plain stupid, but your head is probably up your ass, so you'll probably never read any responses.
Re:So... (Score:4, Insightful)
+3 Insightful.
Linux is far superior to BSD nowadays. (From a reply)
-1 Troll.
You've got to love the /. moderation system...
Re:So... (Score:2)
Article Text (Score:1)
2003 Kawasaki Z1000
Beware, the following was created with vi *:)
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Specs
Modifications
Links
How
Technical
Parts
Pictures of the bike
Pictures of the computer installation
Videos
Contact
Specs:
Displacemen t 953cc
Fuel capacity 18 litres (4.0 gallons)
Dry weight 198 kg (437 pounds)
Horsepower 116@rear wheel.
Modifications:
The How and Technical section include information about the biggest modification I've done. Heres the small stuff:
Gates and Balmer Overdrive (Score:1)
Re:So... (Score:2)
Not Windows (Score:5, Funny)
AOL maybe (Score:2)
Let's face it, You don't want an OS that crashes running a motorcycle.
Re:Not Windows (Score:5, Funny)
Chuckle.
Deceptive Headline (Score:1, Funny)
Now maybe it's FreeBSD-enabled, or perhaps its computer control system is run on FreeBSD...
I understand that it's knit-picky, but sometimes slashdot headlines sound really silly.
Re:Deceptive Headline (Score:4, Funny)
I understand that it's knit-picky, but sometimes slashdot headlines sound really silly.
nitpicky.Re:Deceptive Headline (Score:3, Funny)
bad analogy (Score:4, Insightful)
By the logic you're using, those websites weren't powered by Apache, they were powered by the Generel Electric coal power plant a few miles away. So nit-pick this, buddy. Parenthetically, I'd consider laying off the thesaurus... Balderdash... who says that.
BTW, someone link a Fahrenheit 9/11
Re:bad analogy (Score:2)
Of course. Didn't you check my previous comments to see me complaining about that very thing in past Slashdot threads?
Balderdash... who says that.
At the minimum, avid fans of the Balderdash [amazon.com] family board game. Of course.
Looks like he used his motorcycle... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Looks like he used his motorcycle... (Score:1, Funny)
Nah, that's usually the sign of FreeBSD.
Sorry. Couldn't help that one...
Re: New Mirror (Score:1, Informative)
Wait a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
...since BSD is dying, this is one motorcycle I'd never want to ride!
Mods: Have a sense of humor here. Seriously. I run a server with BSD at my company.
Re:Wait a minute... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wait a minute... (Score:2)
Motorcycle (Score:2, Funny)
really, what is the point of this (Score:1)
Re:really, what is the point of this (Score:2, Insightful)
well, guess what that CAPTURE CARD is doing in his motorcycle
Re:really, what is the point of this (Score:2, Informative)
We all know that motorcyles are dangerous... (Score:1, Funny)
Oh but hang on this is BSD - so it is used to DYING.
Re:We all know that motorcyles are dangerous... (Score:3, Informative)
I know you were making a NetCraft/BSD dying joke, but fact of the matter is that motorcyclists have almost the exact same fatality rate as cagers (in Sweden). The trend has gone from approximately 25 deaths per 1000 motorcyclists 20 years ago to 5-6 deaths per 1000 motorcyclists now and those are the same numbers as for cars.
Yes, I realize that the numbers for the US are drastically different (both are higher), but still. It goes to show that it
Re:We all know that motorcyles are dangerous... (Score:2)
With a shovel to the back of their head.
Almost akin the the temporary citizen comments i get now and then. my usual response is either to seethe in anger or outright tell them to piss off.
Speed (Score:1)
What about safety? (Score:2)
I hope he remembers to wear a helmet to prevent head crashes!
Watching a live slashdotting (Score:5, Funny)
18:27 <@toast> ben: your machine can't hold up
18:27 <@ben> go to slashdot
18:27 <@toast> oh wait, it's on
18:27 < twid> toast: nope
18:27 <@toast> omfg you got mentioned on slashdot you are so cool!
18:27 <@ben> yes.
18:27 <@ben> its the top hit
18:27 <@ben> on the front page
18:27 < twid> OMG BEN
18:27 <@toast> ben: CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND?!?!
18:27 < twid> omg the site is down already
18:27 <@toast> ben: your server lasted for like 3 seconds, GOOD JOB
18:27 < twid> hahahahah
18:27 <@ben> last pid: 47359; load averages:
28.51, 20.60, 9.57 up 11+00:33:58 18:23:52
Re:Watching a live slashdotting (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Watching a live slashdotting (Score:3, Funny)
We don't talk like that in real life. Well, ok, sometimes.
Re:Watching a live slashdotting (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Watching a live slashdotting (Score:2)
hugs
Raising Hell (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Raising Hell (Score:3, Interesting)
Nerds tinker it's what we do. :-)
FreeBSD-powered Motorcycle (Score:2)
Unless of course the system writes to /usr/propulsion on a continous basis...
Start Up (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Start Up (Score:1)
Maybe you should try kick starting your car.
KFG
Re:Start Up (Score:2)
Re:Start Up (Score:2)
Practically speaking, how large a capacitor are you going to get!? I have some massive 50,000uF 50V caps, that wouldn't last so much as a second if I tried to draw a constant amp from it.
You would be better off with a similar sized battery.
Wait... (Score:5, Funny)
This has been tried with MacOS X. (Score:5, Funny)
Here's a Copy 'n Paste: (Score:2, Insightful)
Technical:
Wait you said it ran UNIX, what exactly did you mean?!
The PC itself runs FreeBSD 5.2.1, the best operating system in the world, let the flames begin.
Custom modifications made to it:
why would i want a subject? (Score:5, Funny)
Length of post (Score:1)
Microsoft! (Score:2)
FreeBSD - Born to be Wild (Score:5, Funny)
Getcha kernel runnin
Head out on the highway
Hackin for adventure
and whatever comes our way
BORN TO BE WILD!
Re:FreeBSD - Born to be Wild (Score:2, Funny)
Everyone knows it's "Bourne to vee eye".
Sure it runs UNIX, but... (Score:1)
Records from a webcam taped to his helmet ! (Score:1)
I'm sure theres an easier way - video camera mounted on bike perhaps?
We geeks do enjoy reinventing the wheel the hard way.
Re:Records from a webcam taped to his helmet ! (Score:2)
That's a shame... (Score:5, Funny)
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered cyclist community when Kawasaki Motors Corp confirmed the motorcycle marketshare has dropped yet again, now down to less than 18 percent of Americans owning a motorcycle. Coming on the heels of a recent Motortrend survey which plainly states that motorcycles have lost marketshare, this news serves to confirm what we've known all along. Cycling is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent frontal impact test.
You don't need to be David Hasselhoff to talk about motocycling's future. The piss is on the snow: cycling faces a dark future. There won't infact be any future at all for cyclists because the industry is dying. Things are looking very bad for cycling. As many of us are already aware, motorcycles continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a moon cycle.
Harley-Davidson is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of the Easy Rider generation. The sudden and unpleasent departures of long time Harley users Ricky L. Phillips and Gerald Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Motorcycling is dying.
Re:That's a shame... (Score:2)
What is losing massive market share are the large road slugs that the Japs have tried to pump out in volume to drown the Harley, they are nice pretty but well theyre not a Harley, there are a LOT of reasons for the harley mystique, 1 is its TOTAL lack of technological dependece. I can but a new Harley, throw in an aftermarket cam, heads, swap the carb and tinker with it to my hearts desire. Try that with a Jap bike....yeah right.
That said I am not a fan of any of those large
Re:That's a shame... (Score:2)
Re:That's a shame... (Score:2)
Your weight takes power when you accelerate and your frame takes more and more power the faster you go. It's your frame that contributes to the aerodynamic drag, not your weight.
Re:That's a shame... (Score:2, Informative)
I thought I would mock the people that post them by making one of my own.
The part that should have made it relatively obviously a joke was my David Hasselhoff and piss in the snow parts, not to mention there being a couple of the BSD trolls already made.
juice it up! (Score:2)
Posting this on the web shows... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Posting this on the web shows... (Score:3, Insightful)
Connecting to the ECU (Score:3, Interesting)
Pretty neat nonetheless. Computer controlled neon lights, et cetera...?
Re:Connecting to the ECU (Score:3, Interesting)
You can put a setting on the power commander to make flames come out of your exhaust if you really wanted to, but why go through the trouble? most people get the power commander so that the power output is more linear since some bikes only reach their full power band around the 10,000 rpm range which is much less used in normal street usage. Manufacturers build th
I'm working on something similar (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.mp3car.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?
For the interface, I plan to fabricate a fighter plane style MFD to replace my gauges, and also do the video logging that he does, except using a camera built into the fairing. I've done video on bikes before, and vibration is a big problem, so among other things, I'm hoping to find or adapt some video stabilization code.
I've already got a computer in my car, the only things I'm waiting for before I start buying is:
1. Nano-ITX Epia motherboard (4.7" squared)
2. An LCD screen that's daylight readable and affordable.
For power supply, I'll use an Opus 90 (this guy should have used the Opus 150, it has a shutdown controller built in) like the one in my car.
Fixed link using makeashorterlink (Score:2)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?N246317A8
Re:Fixed link using makeashorterlink (Score:2)
Re:Fixed link using makeashorterlink (Score:2)
BTW, nice bike! I hope to see it soon.
Bikeshed? (Score:5, Funny)
The website is back up - the videos are shocking (Score:2, Interesting)
a lot of states that's 100% legal (on a bike) (Score:5, Informative)
Re:a lot of states that's 100% legal (on a bike) (Score:2)
Re:a lot of states that's 100% legal (on a bike) (Score:2)
The traffic is moving 15 mph or less.
The delta between you and the traffic is 15 mph or less.
You don't cross the white line (you are sharing the lane).
That's what it was the last time I checked the California Vehicle Code. Yes, I used to ride motorcycles in California. Yum!
It's been a while though, so the laws may have changed.
no (Score:2)
but, if you can find something, i'd be more than happy to eat my words. This was just what the cop told me when I aske
Re:no (Score:2, Informative)
It's not a link to the law. But chp.ca.gov is pretty close ;). I wonder if you could reference this if you were taken to court for it...
Re:no (Score:2)
Re:a lot of states that's 100% legal (on a bike) (Score:2)
Re:The website is back up - the videos are shockin (Score:2, Interesting)
There were two videos floating around the web at one point that would amaze you if you think this guy is dangerous. One was taken by a guy who owned a Ferrari F50 (their last generation supercar). He approached speeds close to 200mph on public roads. The other was of a guy on a motorcycle who drove the outer loop around Paris in 18 minutes. He passed trucks like they were standing still. Rumor has it he died on a subsequent
I wouldn't post those videos if I were him (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I wouldn't post those videos if I were him (Score:4, Informative)
I just didn't see it the way you did. He didn't seem to be speeding, he didn't run any red lights (although I might have seen a pause on red), and as for passing people -- "lane sharing" is legal in california. It's pretty much accepted that motorcyles pass cars on the freeway and pull up to the front of intersections. I expect to someone from another state it would be something to get used to.
Re:I wouldn't post those videos if I were him (Score:2)
Re:I wouldn't post those videos if I were him (Score:2, Informative)
You can be totally legal, or arguably legal, and can still ride like an ass. This guy rides like an ass.
Overtaking in a turn, into a parking lot with people walking around, maybe grabbing a prime parking spot. Lane splitting and squeezing just to get ahead of a queue that is three vehicle deep. These actions tend to annoy cagers. I am a daily motorcycle rider, and I would have sighed and shook my head if I had seen any rider doing that. He does no one no favor.
Cheers,
e.
The hard drive will break (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:The hard drive will break (Score:2, Insightful)
If it were a Harley, he should not only use a solid state drive but he should also glue the CPU to the socket
Dimensions of the setup.. (Score:2)
So, this would be a... (Score:3, Funny)
Ouch! There goes my karma...
So it's ethanol based then? (Score:4, Funny)
There's a name for guys like this... (Score:3, Insightful)
As in "87% of all motorcycle fatalities are caused by reckless riding" or " So far this year we've scraped 14 motorcyclists off a bumper"
Re:There's a name for guys like this... (Score:2, Interesting)
In this area (Northern CA) I see it all. Women on cellphones doing makeup while doing 90 on the freeway. Guys reading the paper, shaving and drinking lattes.
I'm from the UK originally (8 years ago) and I'm disgusted by the level of driving skills here. Based on skill the speed limit should be 10mph on the freeways.
If I were in charge
Re:There's a name for guys like this... (Score:2, Interesting)
As an MP (and later a cab driver) I drove a lot (ussually 8 to 12 hours/day) for ten years, in US, Korea, and Germany. I agree on a lot of points but think the fines are excessive for first offenses. Flat out opposed to random stops, Police abuse
Cant believe Slashdotters are skipping THIS (Score:2, Funny)
You know what this means? That our motorcyclist has to drive cross country, fighting crime and solving mysteries with the aid of his deck. And for continuing adventures for one season, he has to pursue the M$ Bus of Mi$information, going by tips from strangers about bus sightings. Can anyone here say, Hassellhoff?
DARPA Challenge (Score:3, Funny)
All this guy needs now is Kismet and a wireless card.
Re:Just for fun or did he have a reason? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Just for fun or did he have a reason? (Score:2)
Re:Just for fun or did he have a reason? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Just for fun or did he have a reason? (Score:2)
When I said GPS mapping, I meant tracking and recording your GPS coordinates for use later. Not real-time mapping or something.
Re:Man attaches computer to an object. Wow. (Score:2, Funny)
I've got video of prior art.
Re:chronicling bad riding habits (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow! Imagine... (Score:2)
"May possibly not be worksafe"
Now i gotta get onto the proxy