NetBSD Foundation Board Election Results Posted

Dan writes "With the publishing of the final ballot of the Board Elections on September 12th, a one-year long effort to establish a more democratic structure in the NetBSD Project came to a successful end."

teh futare of slahcrap.

[Anonymous Coward]

The Future of SLASHDOT.

2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out it's a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all "first posts." Also, any posts that contain any rational insight are modded "troll."
2002. CmdrTaco married to a human female, reports are that she does not have 46 chromosomes, however. Fent does display tendency to retardation.
2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
2004. CmdrTaco loses virginity, well, not sex with men virginity, thats long since gone, and not sex with anime blow up dolls, this time, real sex.
2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: "Lick my crotch hairs." Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0Beta6 servers, buckles under the load. The term "Slashdotted" is replaced with "WIPO-Trolled."
2004. Slashdot officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates.
2005. Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox found dead along with six penguins, a tub of crisco and several used condoms. FreeBSD users are glad the insanity is dead.
2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again, even with constant viagra therapy, it took this long. He complains, I can be ready to go again in five minutes if I was looking at a nude man, to the dyslexic Fent.
2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again, this time plugging Fent in the ass for a more manlike feel.
2007. BSD is still officially "dying." No word on when its demise will take place. FreeBSD 9 is delivered in perfect working order in a coherent superior, commercially viable and useable fashion with real documentation, the same practive followed since inception. Linux lunatics, after the death of Cox, are still trying to perfect the Trident driver while Ignoring the existence of the GeForce 9.
2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time without thinking of men. He has dawned on the extra sexual pick me up for his twisted mind, small children.

Isn't this what killed FreeBSD?

[Anonymous Coward]

Why are they going to all the trouble of setting up all this bureaucracy, when they know it will just kill developer interest and result in a stagnant release schedule. People don't use NetBSD because its "democratic", they use it because it runs on nearly anything, and has very minimal requirements to boot. But if it just turns into another bureaucratic mess like FreeBSD, with no cutting edge features and a lack of developer vision, why will anyone bother anymore?

The truth is, as everybody knows, what is needed in a project like this isn't committees and bureaucracy, but strong, firm leadership, and a hierarchy based on merit and willingness to obey. This is the system that has made america great, and it is responsible for most of the incidental successes of "open-source" software. But spreading power too thinly makes strong leadership impossible.

Re:Isn't this what killed FreeBSD?

[Anonymous Coward]

Actually, it was the previous "leadership" (of which I include myself) that never got a lot of the stuff done, that needs to get done. Things like filling out and maintaining official non-profit status so people can donate money and hardware in exchange for a tax-receipt. Stuff like this has been lagging for approximately-ever and needs people to take charge of it and follow it through. None of the administrative work interferes with development and technical direction is still decided on by the developers themselves. 501(c)3 status is, believe it or not, important to many organizations who want to donate but for whatever reason can't or won't if the recipient isn't a registered non-profit. This is just one example of the administrivia that's been lagging for years.

H.

Re:Isn't this what killed FreeBSD?

[Arandir]

Nothing killed FreeBSD. It's still ALIVE and doing very well. Don't believe anything the trolls post.