from the now-thats-just-creapy dept.
cperciva writes "Many systems around the world have been possessed by penguins and dead rats. It would be nice to exorcize these evil spirits, but this can be difficult without physical access to the machines in question.
Thanks to a new depenguinator, it is now possible to upgrade Linux systems to run FreeBSD 5.x without requiring anything more than an SSH connection." Clever idea.
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.