OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available 157
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michael
from the that's-right-we-said-'song' dept.
from the that's-right-we-said-'song' dept.
Dan writes "Todd Miller says that the OpenBSD 3.2 song is now available via ftp. The OpenBSD 3.2 song lyrics are also available."
Is there a Linux song? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is there a Linux song? (Score:2, Funny)
"Hi, my name is Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux...Linux"
Re:Is there a Linux song? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Is there a Linux song? (Score:2, Informative)
Should be here [ibm.com]
Re:Is there a Linux song? (Score:2)
The song is lucicrous enough, but the title given it on hackvan is fucking hysterical!
Re:Is there a Linux song? (Score:1)
OB /. Poll (Re:Is there a Linux song?) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is there a Linux song? (Score:1, Troll)
My name is Linus,
I'm a geek.
My name is Linus and
I'm a geee-eek.
I only include
what I bless.
I like to get bumfucked
by RMS.
My name is Linus
I'm a geek.
My name is Linus
and I'm a geee-eeek.
Not a troll, just the artsie side of my brain awakening from its 36 year slumber.
When is Linux going to get a song... (Score:2, Interesting)
I prefer the VAX song (Score:1)
let nothing you dismay
the vax is down and won't be up
until the first of may
The staff commited suicide
we'll bury them today
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
comfort and joy, comfort and joy.
If you find the rest of the song at my fortune site [dnsart.com] please email the whole thing to me.
Re:I prefer the VAX song (Score:2)
Re:When is Linux going to get a song... (Score:1)
Oh, better write quick, 2.5.47 is just around the corner I bet
FreeBSD songs (Score:5, Informative)
Or this:
FreeBSD songbook [mavetju.org]
C'mon people! (Score:1, Interesting)
Geekish (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Geekish (Score:1, Funny)
As soon as they translate the screenplay from Elvish.
Re:Geekish (Score:1)
Slashdotted (Score:1)
Re:Slashdotted (Score:1)
Re:Slashdotted (Score:2, Informative)
This this is free. You cannot pirate something free.
I hope the next time you'll come up with "I don't use the Interent/Slashdot/whatever. The evil hackers use it and that's why drm/tcpa/padallium shit start" and stop offending here.
Heh (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Heh (Score:2, Informative)
source [dandiproductions.com]
a CD featuring Onalea Gilbertson [indiepool.com]
Re:Heh (Score:1)
wow this is incredibly stupid (Score:5, Funny)
Re:wow this is incredibly stupid (Score:5, Funny)
(I hadn't anything to do with religion,,,, then again)
Tux and Ellen Fiest (Score:1)
Would rather be with the Fat Blue People(Blue Man Group for Intel) or Ellen Fiest(Hot Girl for Apple)?
In retrospect, that's why I run Linux on a Mac.
Here is my switch commercial [dnsart.com]
Re:wow this is incredibly stupid (Score:1)
I'm in shock (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I'm in shock (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I'm in shock (Score:2)
(obligatory karma whoring remark) IT EVEN MENTIONS PENGUINS!
Metaphor (Score:2, Funny)
Sort of like a metaphor for the whole opensource thing.
I guess to much english class makes one read to much into things though.
Re:Metaphor (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Metaphor (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Metaphor (Score:1)
Don't you know that any posting should have at least one spelling error too be accepted as genuine /.?
Re:Metaphor (Score:1)
I guess, not enough English then. I'm looking at my sentence, and I don't know what is wrong with my sentence besides forgetting to capitalize English.
I feel kinda dumb here but would anyone mind telling me what is wrong with "to" ?
To whoever answers; Thank you for edifying me.
Re:Metaphor (Score:2)
What you were looking for is "too" as in "I drank too much milk"
Re:Metaphor (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Metaphor (Score:1)
As figured, old Vorbis.. (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:As figured, old Vorbis.. (Score:1)
The Free Software Song (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The Free Software Song (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Free Software Song (Score:1, Flamebait)
sorry, RMS. Absolutely the worst.song. evar
That being said, anyone know where I can pick up a copy of Virtual(void) from the BeOS cd? I may have to look on my cd's to see if it's there.I still find myself humming ...you'll never find love down a T1 line... Perhaps the best geek song in existence.
Re:The Free Software Song (Score:1)
Re:The Free Software Song (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, my ears!
Re:The Free Software Song (Score:1)
I don't know if it's because RMS's version is so unpolished, but this song isn't bad.
Linux is late (Score:1, Offtopic)
Not bad. (Score:1)
Now this one sounds really good, the vocalist is reminiscent of Shirley Bassey. I really wish they had chosen this one as the new Bond theme instead of Madonna, who decided to be a crappy actress in addition to being a crappy singer. Thank you.
It will never be as popular as... (Score:2, Funny)
Download Here! [ifi.uio.no]
Barry Manilow's next! (Score:5, Funny)
she was a blowfish
She would firewall and do the ssh ssh ssh-a
Re:Barry Manilow's next! (Score:3, Funny)
Her name was Lola, she was a blowfish.
With the armor she would wear, and the spikes way out to there
She would firewall, and diff any patch at all
And while she tried to s-s-h, users always typed in 'make'
Across a crowded server room, they built from 10 til noon
The code was tight and all secure
Who could ask for more?
In the Open (O!), Open B - S - D (Open BSD)
The meanest server north of Havana (here)
In the open (O!), Open BSD
Audits, not crashin', was always the fashion
In the Ooopen... they typed 'make world'
(Open... OpenBSD)
With my sincere apologies to Barry Manilow.
Just curious... not intended to flame (Score:3, Interesting)
I mean, I admire the O/S but the song lol, maybe a lil too much, or maybe I just don't have a good apprecition for this modern genre of "Geek" or maybe it's "Romance" I dunno
I guess I shouldn't be talking about too much free time, here I am posting on
Re:Just curious... not intended to flame (Score:2, Informative)
Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis. Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel. Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
I don't believe any these are OpenBSD developers, just fans.
Here's one! (Score:2, Funny)
Which old BSD?
The wicked BSD!
Ding Dong the BSD is deaaaad!
Wake up, sleeping process.
Rub your eyes,
Get out of bed.
Wake up the wicked BSD is deaaaad!
It's gone where the daemons go,
Below, below, below
Yo ho,
Let's open up and sing!
And ring the (system) bells out!
Don't take me seriously, I quite like BSD. Remember, "Wicked" can mean two different things :)
NERDS!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:NERDS!! (Score:1)
Huh? (Score:2)
So why is the song, suddenly ready for download?
It's the James Bond'ish, operatic number with the chick with the sexy voice right? Sharp flippers and all that?
Sounds great! (Score:1)
Hurray! (Score:5, Funny)
Sell cds to fund the project = good.
Release theme song = good?
Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????
Re:Hurray! (Score:2)
Oh, wait... that's a different list. Heh.
Re:Hurray! (Score:2)
obligatory ms bashing (Score:3, Interesting)
I quite like it (Score:1)
I'm such a nerd.
Linux Song!!!!! (Score:1)
Re:Linux Song!!!!! (with line formatting) (Score:4, Funny)
i've hungered for your drivers
A long, unix epoch
Time goes by
At 1000Hz interrupts
And time can do so much
Are you still POSIX?
I need your stable VM
I need your kexec
God speed your async I/O
to me!
Re:Linux Song!!!!! (Score:2)
And time goes by
So slowly
With Microsoft
Can't do so much
Are you still more?
Or, for yer Microsoft geeks:
Oh my Word
My Excel
I've hungered for Microsoft
A long lonely time
And Wine does Word
So slowly
And Wine
Can't do so much
Are you still more?
Mabye this was someones signature (Score:2, Funny)
to hear the voice of god:
cat
on a more related note (Score:1)
Re:on a more related note (Score:4, Informative)
>"huh?", perhaps the song makes exclusive reference
>to OpenBSD so much that you would have to be
>familiar with it to get it?
The current OpenBSD mascot is a blowfish, so there are a lot of fish references.
The (wicked cool) art [openbsd.org] for OpenBSD 3.2 has a James Bond theme.
OpenBSD art has a recurring theme of foiling "script kitties [openbsd.org]", so that explains all the cat references.
Re:Mabye this was someones signature (Score:1)
cat: vmlinuz: No such file or directory
Right... Must be because I don't run linux on this machine :) Catting /boot/kernel to /dev/audio isn't exactly pleasant sounding, as with all binary files
and now...... (Score:2, Interesting)
Introducing! TUX as the sourcee code
sorry if i get ya /.ed davie
Re:and now...... (Score:1)
That is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Well, up there, anyways. Too bad I can't see the whole thing on my laptop's monitor...
Re:and now...... (Score:1)
Re:and now...... (Score:1)
Features (Score:1)
Re:Features (Score:3, Funny)
But ... (Score:2)
Re:But ... (Score:1)
Windows OS Song (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Windows OS Song (Score:1)
(apologies to CCR, but it was just too easy)
Re:Windows OS Song (Score:1)
Thank you, random, amusing stranger. =)
Is source code avaiable? (Score:2)
Way Cool! (Score:2)
~BSD Rocks!
"Linux wackos" ? (Score:1)
A f*cking SONG *BWAAAH*
Lyrics (Score:2)
He's the machine designed to dismember your life
And the fish protecting us all from the cat
And the cat infecting the world for a laugh
Cyborg on a mission to do some perfishin
The doctor wants foogoo tonight
You need some machismo to catch the spiky one
He's got guts and gizmos to make the system run
(?) flips here for fun
And without a gun
He'll dice you with his golden fin
She's all over puff cause he's such a sexy catch
Is she spying on him? Or just a seafood match?
Oh double seven, send me to heaven
Cause for mister pun the women are fun
She knows what to do
She'll turn gold to goo
Gold flipper is gone
Gold flipper is gone
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
And we present to you.... (Score:1)
BSD, Open BSD (Score:2)
Re:BSD, Open BSD (Score:2)
Onalea Gilbertson (Score:1)
Finally... (Score:1)
Micro$oft has had music [msboycott.com] for years.
software? (Score:1)
Need an album :) (Score:1)