8127972 writes: Apparently iMessage and FaceTime are down for 'some' users according to Apple, but judging by the Twitter rage, it's more than "some" users who are affected. No clue when things will be back up, but it's the third time in three months that this has happened.
"Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers."
-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a
particularly vivid fantasy)