i4u writes: "It's official. Google is no longer the adorable fresh-faced upstart we fell in love with last decade. They've matured into a big, fat multinational corporation. The US Government decided to mark that milestone by siccing the FTC on their butts. We could be mere months away from the largest antitrust suit of the new millennium."
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein