The OpenBSD 3.4 Song: Theo Sings Back-up 206
shking writes "Theo has pre-released the OpenBSD 3.4 song. It was written, arranged & recorded by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis of the Plaid Tongued Devils.
You can find the new song at www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html. Enjoy."
Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:1, Funny)
You just can't take Linux [redhat.com] seriously when its fronted by losers [nylug.org] like these. You Linux groupies need to find some sexy girls like her [hope-2000.org]! I mean just look at this girl [madchat.org]! Doesn't she [madchat.org] make you hard? I know this little hottie [madchat.org] floats my boat! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox [spilth.org]. As you can s
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:2)
That dude with the spinny hat rocks!
Red, you're my boy!
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:2, Funny)
booooobiiiieeeessssssssss....
(wipes drool from keyboard)
Erm, yeah, well, you proved your goddamn point. HAPPY!?
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:1, Offtopic)
EZ SAY HO!
Yes, mod me offtopic, I deserve it. I can take it.
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:2)
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:1, Offtopic)
Open Source babes? I don't know about you but no one has provided me with her fully-mapped genome yet. We know she's not GPL, so it's not just people who are getting the binary distribution who are entitled to the source...
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:2)
it's a quite bitchy deal really.
we men would like to give our (partial)source to anyone but when you get some contribution back from women it's something totally different and eats half your salary for the rest of your life
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:1)
You're new here, aren't you?
- A.P.
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:2, Funny)
This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox [spilth.org]
Notice where his hand is? Me thinks he *IS* creaming his pants.Why do you morons keep modding the same post (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why do you morons keep modding the same post (Score:5, Funny)
Never underestimate the power of the free-beer goggles.
Re:Why do you morons keep modding the same post (Score:2)
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
(/troll)
Re:Why do you morons keep modding the same post (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm, let's see...
Tight Outfit,
Obviously Female,
At a *nix-related function
By comparison to the 0 other women matching that criteria, I'd say she's comparably hot...
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:1)
I get a queer feeling looking at her.
Re: .. AND now the SCO BABE!... (Score:2)
Anyway since SCO is ancient and old, with quality in Openserver varying, Mcbride picked the perfect babe to represent Openserver right here [granny-oma.com].
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:1)
(linzeal: I'm 23 now.)
back to lurkland.
people just keep forwarding me [magnesium.net] this stuff.
Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... (Score:2)
Open source song... (Score:2, Insightful)
After some tinkering from the community this might actually make the Billboard Top 20.
Re:Open source song... (Score:2)
sort of ironic (Score:3, Funny)
I've never heard this song before, but it seemed much more appropriate in my opinion
umm, bittorrent? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I have one now (Score:2)
http://torrent.andrewhitchcock.org/files/song34
link [andrewhitchcock.org]
Re:I have one now (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I have one now (Score:2)
What do you think I am... French?
Andrew
(hehe, just kidding (just so you don't think I'm some stupid French-hating American (don't want to propagate that stereotype), I have nothing wrong with the French))
This one is my favourite. (Score:3, Insightful)
You mean this one? (Score:3, Funny)
huh? my name is...what? my name is...Bruce Perens
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class for one second
hi kids, do you like Slashdot and the Beanies?(yeah yeah yeah)
wanna see me stick ASCII birds on the end of my penis? (uh huh)
wanna copy me and do exactly like i did? (yeah yeah)
try 'sid=k22320inchfan and get fucked up worse than my site is?
MySQL's dead weight, it crashes more often than rail freight
but i cant figure o
Try this one (Score:1)
Re:This one is my favourite. (Score:1)
Kojak is back? (Score:2)
Who luvs ya baby..
hrm. (Score:1, Flamebait)
Re:hrm. (Score:1)
Try shoutcast (Score:1)
They have everything broken down by category and sub-category so you'll be able to find something you like.
What is in that enterance exam? (Score:5, Funny)
You people are so silly. These sorts of things take away time that could be better spent discussing vi vs. emacs, Linux vs. Gnu/Linux, and Kirk vs. Picard.
Kirk vs. Picard? (Score:2)
Honourable Mention for: "Sulu!"
Re:Kirk vs. Picard? (Score:2)
Re:Kirk vs. Picard? (Score:2)
Seems to me that Archer is a bit...well...whiny, isn't he? I still like him better than Janeway, though.
Re:Kirk vs. Picard? (Score:2)
Re:Kirk vs. Picard? (Score:2)
I've never seen it put better.
Good job.
Re:What is in that enterance exam? (Score:1)
vi
Gnu/Linux
Kirk
Now stop asking questions, I'm trying to write songs here.
Re:What is in that enterance exam? (Score:2)
Regards,
Marc
Re:What is in that enterance exam? (Score:5, Funny)
Do you want to insure your nuts [lloyds.com] or ensure you are nuts [find-a-psychiatrist.com]?
Nasty little Freudian slip using "your"
nah, must be insure - he was in this joke... (Score:2)
"Yes", he replied, "It's driving me nuts".
cLive
Kirk and Picard? (Score:3, Funny)
Kids...
vi, emacs forget it - OpenBsd install uses "Ed" (Score:3, Informative)
For those more interested in technology (than flames) read this article [pdx.edu] with Bill Joy [computer.org] about Ed [delorie.com].
Re:vi, emacs forget it - OpenBsd install uses "Ed" (Score:2)
Re:vi, emacs forget it - OpenBsd install uses "Ed" (Score:2)
In order of editors I've gone from emacs to vim to vi, now Ed.
Good thing... (Score:2)
Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:4, Informative)
Those of you with a weak stomach might not want to click on Stallman singing [gnu.org].
Re:Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:4, Funny)
jwz [jwz.org] calls that song "Why cooperation with RMS is impossible", and points to a techno [jwz.org] and a death metal [jonobacon.org] remixes.
MT
Re:Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:2)
Hey, Windows users, there is no such thing as "forward" slash, there is only slash and backslash.
Hey, American Linux users, there is no such thing as "back" slash, there is only slash and antislash.
*Ducks*
Re:Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:2)
So would that be aitch-tee-tee-pee-colon-antislash-antislash dubya-dubya-dubya-dot-antislashdot-dot-com?
Re:Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:2)
Re:Don't forget the GNU song! (Score:1)
Free Software Song (Score:1)
Re:Free Software Song (Score:1)
Summary: It was a coincidence.
How about a Slashdot survey? (Score:4, Funny)
How long before the RIAA finds this MP3 on your hard drive and sues you?
Better yet, how about a song praising Linux, then ask:
Who sues you first?
1) RIAA
2) SCO
3) Cowboy Neal
This story could have so much mileage...
Wonder if the Windows 2K version goes ... (Score:1)
Sir Clippy of Twokay was swearin'
Through the forests of Washingtonhood
Cause none of these lusers
could friggin spell "users"
And disabled his dumb ass for good.
Damn I need more coffee...
Mirrors (Score:1)
Heres one mirror:
http://mirrors.rcn.net/pub/OpenBSD/songs
Message from SCO legal department (Score:1, Funny)
The Microsoft Song (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.hamline.edu/~wnk/humor/microsof
I Am The Very Model of a Microsoft Executive
(By Brad Rhodes, with inspiration from Lincoln Spector's "The Pirates of
Pentium" and apologies to Sir William Gilbert...)
Bill Gates:
I am the very model of a Microsoft Executive
Work sixteen hours ev'ry shift on days that are consecutive
I make a line of software that is of the highest quality
But leave in bugs to fix in upgrades in perpetuality
Though some might claim that we compete in ways that are not very just
That's just vindictive rumor spun by folks who can't compete with us
Besides they cannot prove a thing, no judge will ever take their side
We'll crush them with our lawyers known for litigation far and wide.
Men's Chourus:
He'll crush them with his lawyers known for litigation far and far and wide!
Gates:
My coders work a schedule bordering on impropriety
But they'll still work for peanuts til they're vested in entirety
I'm sure that you will all agree that this is all inde-cu-tive
That I'm the very model of a Microsoft Executive!
Chorus:
I'm sure that you will all agree that this is all inde-cu-tive
He is the very model of a Microsoft Executive!
Gates:
We made our windows system one which we hold in propriety
And tweak it every now and then to screw up Lotus 1-2-3
Developing for Windows makes our competition often frown
They haven't any choice -- our system is the only game in town.
We'll use people's inventions that will make our software sell the best
Idea is the first step but the market is the real test
And though we may use other's thoughts and intellectual property
Stealing's such a nasty word, we like to call it R&D.
Chorus:
Stealing's such a nasty word, he likes to call it R&-R&D.
Gates [faster]:
My business tactics are compared with Henry Ford and Genghis Kahn
They built me up from nerdy kid to billionaire and then beyond
And while my competition spews out words full of invec-u-tive
I am the very model of a Microsoft Executive!
Chorus:
And while his competition spews out words full of invec-u-tive
He is the very model of a Microsoft Executive!
Weird Theo (Score:3, Informative)
Now if only we can get the Linux developers drunk at a karaoke bar
BSD License? (Score:1, Funny)
So who started this corporate song thing? (Score:2)
Re:So who started this corporate song thing? (Score:3, Insightful)
We, the unwilling, lead by the uncaring, have done so much with so little, that we are now prepared to do the near impossible with next to nothing! Hail [$CEO_NICKNAME | $CORP_NAME | $CORP_MASCOT]
Re:So who started this corporate song thing? (Score:1)
I do still have an official System 360 ash tray, new in the box, from back then. And an actual wooden 'Think' sign from the late 1950's. Wonder if that would fetch much on eBay yet...
Can you imagine a current computing company comin
Bittorent? (Score:1)
*sigh* (Score:3, Funny)
"Yes boss, it *is* a quality operating system, the guys who write it are just having a little fun. No they don't 'have fun' by leaving hacker back doors in the OS, they just put a song on the CDs that's all. No it's not installed as part of the operating system and no, customers won't hear it when they visit our web page. No Windows doesn't come with any songs and it's going on the new boxes
Re:*sigh* (Score:4, Informative)
Re:*sigh* (Score:2)
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/weezer.html
Re:*sigh* (Score:1)
Re:*sigh* (Score:3, Funny)
Re:*sigh* (Score:1)
Oh, fantastic. (Score:1)
Re:Oh, fantastic. (Score:1)
Oh, wait. You mean not everything has to be used to advance the "cause of the open source community" at every given moment in time? People can do things other then strickly code?
You mean people might download this for fun, hear it, and maybe check out OpenBSD?
shocking
Re:Oh, fantastic. (Score:1)
Anyway, I'm English, so I don't know what fun is, you insensitive clod
As much as i like openBSD (Score:1)
I'm feeling so lonely... (Score:1)
Re:I'm feeling so lonely... (Score:2)
Re:I'm feeling so lonely... (Score:1)
The Devils! (Score:5, Interesting)
We used to get together -- Bosnians, Serbians, Croatians, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Romanians, whatever else you can think of from the Balkan Peninsula, in Lydia's in S'toon every time they had a concert and just get right pissed...
I quit smoking after one of their concerts -- was so hung over the next day I had to celebrate it somehow!
Ahh, good times being an undergrad!
"Theo sings backup" (Score:4, Funny)
(Sorry, but a straight-line like that can't be ignored, and nobody else seems to have picked it up. I guess they all had good taste or something.)
It's a good time to pre-order your 3.4 CDs (Score:1)
The release is set for November 1st. [openbsd.org]
obligatory filk link: (Score:2)
too bad (Score:1)
using openbsd as partisan propaganda just sucks
(...no longer considers using or supporting the openbsd [socialist/communist?] propaganda machine)Re:too bad (Score:1, Funny)
I like songs with a good Beta.. (Score:2)
Corporate Songs... (Score:2)
I was at an MS conferance on converting apps to VB.net, thay were playing the "VB Rap Song". Don't know about the other delegates, but if MS need a bunch or rappers to try and make Visual Basic look cool i think it's time to choose C#.
I'd love to get the MP3 of it by the way, it was sooo bad.
Speaking of corporate singing... (Score:1)
okay, it was actually really good this time (Score:1)
Re:Theo says: how to be American! (Score:1)
It's, however, absolutely true...
Re:Theo says: how to be American! (Score:2)
Your darned tootin it is.... asswipe.
<\american>
Re:Theo says: how to be American! (Score:1)
> how to be American
- Get fat
- Get stupid
Order doesn't matter...
Re:Theo says: how to be American! (Score:2)
Because we respond in the same manner we are attacked? That's why America thinks so badly of Snotty Europeans (not all of them, just the uppity double-standard jerks, like you).
Re:This is bad. (Score:2)
Re:Why is this news? (Score:1)
Re:fucking wanker (Score:1)
Re:THE BSD DIES (Score:2)
Re:THE BSD DIES (Score:2)
Judging from the quality (or lack thereof), It was initially written in German, translated to Spanish, then Hungarian, then moron, on to Swahili then to English. And the grammar was bad even in German.