Hello. I don't believe you know me, but you might be able to help. I use Ubuntu Linux, and I am helping the daughter of a friend to install Linux onto her PC this evening. I have never really spoken to a girl before, and was thinking that maybe if I made a joke, it might break the ice. You are obviously excellent at humour, and I was wondering if you could give me some tips? For instance, it is inevitable that something will go wrong during the process, and I was thinking that maybe if I said something like