Hello. I don't believe you know me, but you might be able to help. I use Ubuntu Linux, and I am helping the daughter of a friend to install Linux onto her PC this evening. I have never really spoken to a girl before, and was thinking that maybe if I made a joke, it might break the ice. You are obviously excellent at humour, and I was wondering if you could give me some tips? For instance, it is inevitable that something will go wrong during the process, and I was thinking that maybe if I said something like 'this is almost as unreliable as my beard trimmers!' then it would demonstrate that I am a funny guy. Can you offer any kind of critique of this line, or offer any other advice?
Holy carp, that was funny. One of the few comments that's gotten me to laugh aloud for more than a half-second. Oh, to recant my hastily-spent mod points...
Post a comment. When faced with the two incompatibilities, slashcode keeps the comment and tosses the mods, presumably because comments might have attracted subcomments and thus be impossible to remove.
This assumes that youare still within the time frame of modability. I don't know what happens if you have used all your modpoints; does that automatically end your modability time slot?
What is with the offtopic police and their poor usage? Ah, well - anyway. The points were actually spent earlier, in a couple of different articles. Though I think posting in the conversation after modding actually results in not only losing the mod, but also not regaining the lost mod points...
be sure to install a distro that will necessitate you coming back again and again, you know, one of those where the package maintainers constantly break shit.
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This assumes that youare still within the time frame of modability. I don't know what happens if you have used all your modpoints; does that automatically end your modability time slot?
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So, like Debian Unstable or Gentoo?
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Depending on which SMP chip you're talking about, FreeBSD will now run 15% faster than Linux on your toaster.